;This determines when the Targatelli arrive. The higher the player's energy and population, the quicker they arrive.
:targatelli100
if
human = 1
((normal_peep_count * 1000) + energy) > 250000
then
incoming local_comms respond reply10 within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Hey. How're you doing? Say, it's a nice business you got goin' here. You want we should, ah, insure it for ya? Give us 1000e every once in a while and nothing bad will happen here. Space is a dangerous place. You get my meanin'?"
set insurance 1
set visit (visit +1)
disable
end
:targatelli140
if
turn > 100
sting = 0
turn > targatellicount
targatellicount > 0
insurance = 0
then
set insurance 1
incoming local_comms respond reply10 within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: So, you changed your mind yet, hotshot? You gonna take our generous offer of insurance?"
set targatellicount 0
end
:targatelli110
if
sting = 0
reply10 < 2
insurance = 1
then
incoming local_comms respond reply11 within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Way I see it, you could have a lotta enemies in this part of space. And some of my cloneys ain't as nice as me. So do yourself a favour. Take the insurance, eh?"
set insurance 2
set reply10 3
end
:targatelli130
if
targrand04 = 0
reply11 < 2
insurance = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Hey, big-shot. Your choice. Don't say I never gave you no warning, though."
set snub (snub + 1)
set insurance 0
set reply11 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand04 (rnd%3)
end
:VALwarning01
if
insurance > 0
then
say "VAL: The Targatelli seem like bad news. Be extremely careful in your dealings with them."
disable
end
:VALwarning02
if
snub > 1
then
say "VAL: Perhaps you should have paid them. I hope you're on top of the situation. I heard that that the Targatelli dump their enemies, encased in plasticrete, in the Colonic Irrigation system on the planet Recktumm."
disable
end
:VALwarning03
if
snub > 2
then
say "VAL: Word on the spacelanes is Kasvagorian warriors make supreme security guards. Perhaps you could do a little hiring? You could protect your staff and Station against those uncouth Targatelli mobsters."
disable
end
:targatelli130a
if
targrand04 = 1
reply11 < 2
insurance = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Okay, mac. If that's what you want. I warned ya, though."
set snub (snub + 1)
set insurance 0
set reply11 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand04 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli130b
if
targrand04 = 2
reply11 < 2
insurance = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: So ya wanna play hardball, eh? You got it."
set snub (snub + 1)
set insurance 0
set reply11 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand04 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli120
if
targrand05 = 0
reply10 = 2
insurance = 1
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Nice doing business with ya. Keep your place nice and profitable. We'll be back in a few rotations to collect payment. Ciao."
set reply10 3
set insurance 3
set targatellicount (turn + (mobrotations / 5))
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand05 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli120a
if
targrand05 = 1
reply10 = 2
insurance = 1
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Nice one. You and me, we understand each other. See ya later, pal."
set reply10 3
set insurance 3
set targatellicount (turn + (mobrotations / 5))
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand05 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli120b
if
targrand05 = 2
reply10 = 2
insurance = 1
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: That's real good, see. You pay us and nobody gets hurt. Nice. We'll see ya soon."
;Increase these values to increase the maximum number of thugs in later Targatelli reprisals
:thugs200
if
sting = 0
thugs > (segmentdecks * 2)
then
set thugs (segmentdecks * 2)
end
:targatelli150
if
targrand06 = 0
sting = 0
insurance = 3
turn > targatellicount
targatellicount > 0
then
incoming local_comms respond reply12 within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Ya got the money? The 1000e?"
set targatellicount 0
set insurance 4
set targrand06 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli150a
if
targrand06 = 1
sting = 0
insurance = 3
turn > targatellicount
targatellicount > 0
then
incoming local_comms respond reply12 within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Where's the dough? The energy? You got it?"
set targatellicount 0
set insurance 4
set targrand06 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli150b
if
targrand06 = 2
sting = 0
insurance = 3
turn > targatellicount
targatellicount > 0
then
incoming local_comms respond reply12 within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: You got the 10 big ones of energy? Gimme it!"
set targatellicount 0
set insurance 4
set targrand06 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli160
if
targrand07 = 0
reply12 < 2
insurance = 4
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Listen. Lemme tell ya it ain't smart to go up against the Targatelli Family. The Podfather got a long memory, see? And although eight thousand of us Podfellas are in jail, we still got six thou' clones on the outside. So you better keep an eye on your place here. Be real sad if something bad happened."
set snub (snub + 1)
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand07 1
disable
end
:targatelli160a
if
targrand07 = 1
reply12 < 2
insurance = 4
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: They say space is cold this time of year. You sure wanna find out, don't ya? Take some advice. Never mess with the Targatelli Family, pal."
set snub (snub + 1)
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand07 ((rnd%2) + 1)
end
:targatelli160b
if
targrand07 = 2
reply12 < 2
insurance = 4
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Jeez, you tired of living or what? You carry on and me and several hundred of my brothers gonna come looking for ya. And it ain't to give ya a birthday present, lemme tell ya."
set snub (snub + 1)
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand07 ((rnd%2) + 1)
end
:targatelli170
if
targrand08 = 0
energy > 999
insurance = 4
reply12 = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Nice working with ya. We'll be back in a few rotations. Keep out of trouble, my friend."
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + (mobrotations * 2))
addenergy (0 - 1000)
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand08 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli170a
if
targrand08 = 1
energy > 999
insurance = 4
reply12 = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: You and me. We got an understanding. That's real nice. See ya in a while."
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + (mobrotations * 2))
addenergy (0 - 1000)
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand08 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli170b
if
targrand08 = 2
energy > 999
insurance = 4
reply12 = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: That's how it works. You pay, and no-one gets hurt. Let's keep it that way. See ya around."
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + (mobrotations * 2))
addenergy (0 - 1000)
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand08 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli180
if
targrand09 = 0
energy < 1000
insurance = 4
reply12 = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Hey! What's the scam? You ain't got the 1000! You better have it next time or you'll be sucking food through a proboscis for the next galactic century. You capeesh?"
set snub (snub +1)
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand09 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli180a
if
targrand09 = 1
energy < 1000
insurance = 4
reply12 = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Where's the money? Is this a joke? Cos I ain't laughin', pal. Have it next time or else!"
set snub (snub +1)
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand09 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli180b
if
targrand09 = 2
energy < 1000
insurance = 4
reply12 = 2
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: You trying to be clever, eh? You ain't got the thou'! Have it ready next time or you'll be takin' a little spacewalk. You get me?"
set snub (snub +1)
set insurance 3
set reply12 3
set targatellicount (turn + mobrotations)
set thugs (thugs + 1)
set thugcount 0
set visit (visit +1)
set targrand09 (rnd%3)
end
:targatelli200
if
visit > 2
turn > scutterwarning
snub < 8
police_scutter_count > (segmentdecks * 2)
then
incoming local_comms within 640 icon 4 "THE TARGATELLI: Hey. I hope you ain't building scuzzer boys ta protect yer stuff. We is the ones providing the insurance here, so don't forget it. Unless ya need a reminder?"
